Melanie Herring

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PurpleKecleon / GlitchedPuppet
Residence Las Vegas, Nevada
This article was marked as a work-in-progress on August 12th, 2016  and may be incomplete or untidy.

Melanie Herring, aka PurpleKecleon/PapayaKitty/PK/GlitchedPuppet, was a popular Pokemon artist who then began dedicating her life to being a shitty person obsessed with drawing very magenta, niche child and bestiality porn. She is currently married to Marl, a quiet man 10 years her senior who is both a pedophile and has fucked his dog, and is also the girlfriend to Eevee, a former programmer at Yahoo turned lazy-ass who spends his days drawing Pokemon porn in PK's footsteps.

Humble Beginnings

Lol hi I'm just putting stuff in this section to edit later. This is based from memory for now, but it will be 100% accurate by Sunday. PK started drawing art when she was 14 for Oekaki. She eventually devolved into drawing pokemon porn for people as per request, including some pictures of a Kangaskan using its baby as a condom. She started building a world that involved complex creatures called FlowerCats, which were cats with flowers on their head.


PK participated in a group called Battle-Frontier on DeviantArt. Battle-Frontier was structured as an original-character tournament, meaning that members had to pass each succeeding round to advance in the tournament. When she lost against another user who she felt was far inferior to her abilities, she got butthurt and created her own group called PMD-Explorers, based on the popular Pokemon Mystery Dungeon franchise.

The group itself didn't start off sketchy. PurpleKecleon made her self-insert, a purple Kecleon, the leader of the merchant guild, one of the three guilds in this world. Her husband Marl's character, Devonshire, was the head of the rogue guild. And her former friend Mike's self-insert along with artist Crayon-Chewer's character Chill the Minccino lead the adventurer's guild.

PMD-E was set up to have members participate in events every month, but this was soon derailed as PurpleKecleon wanted people to follow her own narrative. For example, initially characters would not be allowed to have glasses because she didn't like them. Missions evolved from "deliver this berry from point A to point B" to a whole storyline dedicated to a BDSM-loving Lugia named Merlot, going so far to allow characters in the group to own ball-gags.

PurpleKecleon's self insert was equally as promiscuous as she is in real life. In total, the PK character had sex with Shroomsworth, a Breloom owned by a friend, an underage Sneasel character, her pet Deino named Sandy, and even a self-insert of one of her two real-life cats named Twigs.

Something something there was a falling out with Mike because he was taking advantage of the system or something? I think he was asking for really sketchy art of his Charmander Self-Insert. He was just cut out of the group entirely with no trace of his character in the canon left behind.

PK and Marl also decided to rig the system and create a fake deviantArt account where PK would draw black-and-white 2edge4me art while Marl provided a narrative to go along in the comments. The fake account took first place in one of their competitions, which considering the competition was judged by them is deceitful.


After I think it was 2 to 3 years of PMD-E, PK decided she wanted to have her own property not tied to the popularity of Pokemon. She thought her FlowerCats world she made years prior would be a good basis, and thus Floraverse was born. It was originally intended to be similar to PMD-E except with knock-off versions of all of her characters. The main character of the new storyline Seeds even had two characters who appeared in PMD-E as a Manaphy and Celebi become the protagonists.

Forbidden Flora

The porn version of Floraverse. PK makes no attempts to keep it hidden from minors. It is filled with horses with giant dicks, shiny penises, a horse with two sets of boobs, urethra fucking, unbirthing eggs, pedophilia, bestiality, rape, and copious amounts of magenta.


Pengosolvent was a former friend of PK's, collaborating on their projects like creating background music. However, Pengo made a post on tumblr saying that PK was an abusive person who treated them horribly. The post spread like wildfire, prompting multiple anger-fueled responses from PK without a hint of apology. Two weeks later, PK and Eevee released a 133 page document entitled "Pengosolvent Versus The Truth" as a deconstruction to Pengo's one tumblr submission.


IDK Alex Monroe, who goes by "Eevee" online, is a shitty entitled programmer who thinks that the world should bow to him. He hooked up with PurpleKecleon at a furry convention 10 days before her wedding, and somehow PK convinced Marl that she is poly in order to invite Eevee into her life. He used to be part of FurAffinity's programming team. But one day he discovered a possible exploitable piece of code that could make it possible to determine the registered age of every user account. Others on the programming team didn't think it would be that worrisome of a bug to fix - especially if Eevee was the only one to notice after spending time to actively search for it. So he decided to exploit the bug himself and released age data on every single user on FurAffinity. He's no longer a part of FurAffinity, I forget if that was of his own will or he was kicked off.

Eevee has one popular article to his name. Four years ago he wrote a piece about how PHP is an awful language to code in. And this has somehow earned him a good bit of popularity from programmers. He's very proud of being mentioned on a blog called Coding Horror, although upon a quick search it's revealed his name is only mentioned in the comments section.

He's obsessed with eevee. His website Veekun is themed based on the pokemon's color scheme, his personal blog's domain name is eev.ee, and he frequently offers tiers on PK's Kickstarter campaigns at $133 - which is eevee's pokedex number.


Jason (I forget his last name), who goes by "Marl" online, is a pedophile who has approached minors in the IRC channels of Floraverse and PMD-E for conversations of a sexual nature. His presence online is limited. Then again, he's compared to both PK and Eevee who spend every waking moment ranting on their twitter accounts.

Other Sections to be Possibly Added

The Decline of PurpleKecleon's art, since that often comes up in the forums and might be worth mentioning PK's issues with hygiene.