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Person of Interest
Exceptional Individual
 ! Jenn,
The Tortoisekin
Fact Thinks she's literally a tortoise.
Fact Has headmates.
Fact Has natural multiplicity.
Just your average queer, fat, vegan tortoise trying to discover herself. My passions in life are vegan Japanese cuisine and dismantling the kyriarchy with my best friend, Justice.

Jenn describes herself as a "cisgendered white female" and a self-proclaimed "tortoisekin", a subcategory of otherkin which leads her to believe she is literally a fucking tortoise.

Jenn fits the Social Justice Warrior bill rather perfectly with her incessant, baseless claims of persecution grounded in absolutely nothing justifiable. Despite trying to create equality, people of her ilk endlessly complain about things such as video games and cartoons, because we all know fat shaming in a Zelda game is serious fucking business. Their outlet of choice has shifted throughout the years, going from 1970s college newspapers all the way to modern-day Tumblr.


Jenn. 23. Cisgendered white female. Tortoisekin. Disabled. Singlet. Gainer. Vegan. Feminist. Fat activist. Pansexual. Demiplatonic. Aromantic. Asensual.

Likes: Knitting, sewing, cooking, gardening, eating, human rights, animal rights, human-animal rights, fat acceptance.

To start off, like most other SJWs, Jenn has her own Tumblr which can be seen here. She actually had a past Tumblr account before, but it was deleted due to unknown reasons.

The very first post:

Justice reporting in! We deleted our last blog (wearyturtle) but now we’re back and ready to continue educating and being educated by others! In recent news, I recently attended a raw vegan festival and David Avocado Wolfe made an appearance! My spiritual awakening is now beginning :) I’ve also just switched anti-anxiety medication and I’m doing much better. I am feeling more comfortable with the body I was born into, so I think I’m open to you all referring to me with female pronouns again. After a long talk with my family about my gender fluidity I’m feeling way more confident, but still a little apprehensive. So, for now, I will accept any and all pronouns, male, female, gender-neutral, etc. I am also in the process of trying to adopt a new animal friend!

looking forward to reconnecting with you all once again and journeying to the center of the sacred heart!

love and peace,


Those Damn Singletist Abliest Bigots

Unlike other SJWs who are just complaining about everything on the Internet, Jenn complains about it in real life to the point that she was even sent to the mental hospital. To make this even more depressing, Jenn ignores everyone's (including her parents) advice and brush them off as being "oppressed". She went as far as to claim that the medical and mental health system in her country is extremely ableist and singletist, proving that she has reached the point of needing more than mental help.

trigger warning: singletism, ableism, fat shaming, transfat shaming, cutting, doctors, hospital, mental hospital

Jenn here. Sorry I haven’t been posting. I recently suffered a terrible injustice at the hands of a bunch of singletist, ableist bigots. It all started when I was having dinner at my parents house. My mother inevitably made several cruel remarks about my weight, my veganism, and the amount of food I was eating. She started talking talking about the possibility of decreasing my food allowance even more or cutting it all together and buying all my groceries herself. Eventually, she told me I needed to see a different therapist as well as a nutritionist because apparently purposefully gaining weight is insane. According to her transfatness isn’t real and I am just addicted to food.

I was furious but I tried to stay calm for the sake of my headmates as well as for the sake of my food allowance. Derek was present and listening the entire time. Derek hates the body and resents being trapped in it. He is also very prone to harming it. At some point I lost control. Derek took over and swore at my mom then ran to the bathroom. Algoral, Carlotta, Momo, Toshi, and I were present the entire time. Derek found a razor and started cutting. He hadn’t bothered to lock the door. My mom found him and wrestled the razor out of our hand while my dad dialed 911.

I ended up fronting at the hospital. A lot of what happened is a blur. I tried to explain that I wasn’t self harming and that I am part of a multiple system. The doctor had no idea what I was talking about and asked my parents if I had been evaluated for schizophrenia. My parents basically told the doctor that I fake DID for attention.

The doctor forced me to be put on a 72 hour hold. The mental hospital was a separate hospital so I had to be taken there in an ambulance. I honestly don’t want to recall too much about it. Let’s just say that the medical and mental health system in this country is deeply, deeply ableist as well as singletist. I had to lie about my multiplicity, a large part of my identity, just to get out of there. I had to tell my headmates to lay low. They were not allowed to front for 72 hours. If any of them did, we all would have been forced to stay in that prison where we weren’t allowed to be ourselves and where some of us weren’t even allowed to merely exist. Not only that, but they had me on a reduced calorie diet while I was there… (scoff) no surprise, really.

We were released some days ago. The others have been fronting a lot to make up for lost time. My parents are angry at me and insisting that the whole ordeal was just me being attention seeking and taking it too far. They keep telling me that I don’t have DID and when I tell them that I in fact do not— that I have what is called natural multiplicity— they tell I’m making up illnesses. Natural multiplicity is real and it is not an illness or a disability! I wish they would allow me to educate them about these things since I actually know a lot about them seeing as I experience them ONLY EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Yeah, obviously I’ve been fighting with my parents a lot more than usual, but they haven’t decreased or cut any of my allowances so I guess I can still handle all this arguing for now.

Again, I’m sorry for my absence but I’ve been a bad place, both literally and figuratively, and I have a lot to think about. I should be posting more regularly now. Thank you all for bearing with me.

Current Events

To add more salt to the open wound, if you think being tortoisekin, asensual etc. isn't enough, she now also believes she has natural multiplicity. For those who don't know what that means, it's about multiple souls sharing the same body. So expect Jenn posting as multiple identities such as Joshii, Damienne and Justice (once her best friend, now a soul) in her Tumblr very often.

Jenn here. I will make a post with some links to resources regarding natural multiplicity. It occasionally feels like “my” body is invaded by others but usually feels as though am sharing a body unless the others are sleeping or dormant. They aren’t dead. They are very much alive. I believe in reincarnation so I believe they have all had previous bodies. Your last sentence sounds like multiphobia.

And don't you dare insult her about that you singlet scum!

Jenn here. Please do some research. Natural multiplicity is a very real thing.

Possible trigger warning for whatever it is Joshii is bugging me to let them type.

Hey, anonymous. Heh. Joshii here. Now that the introductions are out of the way… KINDLY FUCK OFF YOU DEGENERATE SINGLET SCUM. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE A SOCIETAL CANCER. Thank you.