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The first picture Shmorky released to the public following his change in gender identity.

David Kelly (best known as Shmorky or Daisy Kay) is an artist and animator who primarily posts his work on Twitter and Tumblr. He is most well known for his Flash Tub flash animations created for Something Awful, his primary employer until 2014. His art is generally well received and he has been featured on television by the Hub Network and Adult Swim.

Shmorky's career has lasted well over a decade, yet nearly all of it has been undercut by various drama typically revolving around his status as a babyfur, his treatment of friends and romantic partners, and his ideological leanings. Shmorky's first website, davekellycentral.com, was created in August of 2002.An early piece of media created to deride Shmorky was a YouTube video named Shmorky is daiper fur, uploaded in October of 2006. (Full Article...)

Recent Events Update

  • July 26th, 2017: SolidMario's dox are released, along with the names of his main accounts, revealing him to be 25-year-old Thomas Sebastian Lloyd.
  • June 17th, 2017: The Autistic Legion of Doom, which had been showing signs of dissension in its ranks for quite a while, seems to completely collapse in on itself when Donny Long begins to leak e-mails sent by Samuel Collingwood Smith in regards to CLP. This comes shortly after the revelation that Long is being sued for $2,000,000 for the harassment website, so it is assumed that Long is attempting to either drag Smith down with him, or throw him under the bus.
  • May 6th, 2017: Donny Long is served with a subpoena for his anti-Kiwi Farms harassment website. He then proceeds to not only continue the offending behavior, but attempt to harass the law firm as well. This results in the FBI getting involved with the case.
  • May 1st, 2017: Mike Martin, of DaddyOFive fame, loses custody of Cody and Emma.
  • February 21st, 2017: SolidMario returned to Kiwifarms after his article was made and bumped his thread past 100 pages.
  • February 7th, 2017: Kadee Konstantino passes away unexpectedly in her own home, making her the 2nd lolcow death in recent memory. This has lead to speculation on if it were accidental or a purposeful suicide.
  • December 30th, 2016: Shmorky is revealed to be a diaper fetishist pedophile in horrifying Skype chatlogs leaked by girl Shmorky was in contact with when she was 16.
  • November 16, 2016: Barneyfag's dox finally leaks after over a year, revealing, among other things, his real name.